moreover
I should get special privileges and look down on other people because I managed to get pregnant.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Someone brought their child in today.
The whole office, except for me, stopped working to go and goo at it. I am the only one in the office without kids. I do often get that 'well, you don't know until you have one' bollocks.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

my boss came in with his
I was given one to hold for bloody ages. They're really dull when they're new.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

"Speaking as a mother"
Your opinion is entirely invalid unless you've had babies. You can't possibly understand my situation without having yourself had kids.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

Replace the phrase "speaking as a mother" with
"Having had my brain removed". It makes what they're about to say so much more appropriate.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

if anything,
your opinions become instantly less valid once you acquire cause for an enormous emotional prejudice.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:50, archived)