last time I got completely smashed,
I threw up on someone's landing, and it had cigarette ends in it. Apparently.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

Haha,
oh lord.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

You think that's bad, look at this!
b3ta.belm.co.uk/showerscene

NSFW (but it's not NSFA)
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

AAaaAAUuUrrrgGHGhHhHGhH
MY EYES!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

I couldn't be bothered making it a GIF, so a 22MB BMP was the obvious way to make it load slowly from the bottom up.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

It worked brilliantly!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

Congrats...
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

WHAPPLE

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

yes.
quite.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

complete the sequence:
napple
wapple
yapple
rapple
...
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Mapple

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

actually it's vapple
then sapple, then back to napple.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

NWYRVS
that's how I remember it
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

or 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
if you're dyslexic and trying to write down numbers of apples.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Oh silly me

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

I went to a to have and have not houseparty before.
I dressed as a tramp and drank special brew, which contained fag butts towards the end of the night. That special brew ain't no good I tells ya'.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

you were lucky you didn't beat yourself up.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Hmm, I did wake up with some bruises.
*ponders*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Put some vinegar in SSG's pint.
When he spits it out, tell him "That's from Dave Trouser, your Internet Bully".

Thanks.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Consider it done Dave.
:O
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

You're a hero.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:15, archived)