people taht catch trains do
seem seriously defunct
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

But train travel is one of the best kinds of travel
Beats the shit out of flying, that's for sure.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

The trouble is that a lot of people leave their wits behind them when they get on a train, or go into any public forum for that matter.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I can imagine that dealing with the public in a job like yours must test your patience quite heftily
But then again, TRAINS! Weeeeeee choo-choo!
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

It does, and it only takes one to ruin the day.
But yeah, I can sit in the back cab and piss about with the horn while doing my sudoku.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Must be nice chugging over the hills and dales
Better view than from my office. Oh look, a carpet warehouse.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Mostly we do cattle trucks full of commuters
But we do, from time to time, get to escape into the country:

view from the office

And another

And another

And another

And another
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Oh I do miss Yorkshire

( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

And Yorkshire misses you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

How many different ways can you think of telling someone that is stood under an A1 size poster that says "IT IS AN OFFENCE TO SMOKE IN THESE PREMISES" to put their fag out?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Have you tried a fire extinguisher?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

That, apparently, is considered battery under English law
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

And people here wonder why I scoff at english law.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

The trouble is we can be held responsible if we do not 'advise' people to put fags out in what is essentially our work place.
So if a punter complains that I didn't tell someone to stop smoking then I am held in breach of that law. THE WORLD'S GONE MAD, I TELLS YA!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

hand held blow torch
to the face
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 11:05, archived)