Spicy liquid poo eh ?
*doesnt get the horn*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

Liar.
I just know you've at least got a semi.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

Curse you
and your almost satanic knowledge of other mens winkies.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

Jeremy
Clarkson announced on Top Gear last night that he was nursing a semi.

I'm embarrassed to say I was shocked!
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)

That's not embarassing
if you'd been moist it would have been embarassing

edit: and why do you always "nurse" a hard on ? Is it because all nurses are dirty sluts who like it from all angles and up the bum and in the hair with all hairy man willies all over them ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

Ugh.
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( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)

I did laugh
he's right about alfas though. They should give all right-thinking people the horn, IMHO.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)

I had one
for a week once, couldn't tell you the model, but it was lovely. And I thoroughly enjoyed the jealous glances at traffic lights.

Wouldn't buy one (any car!) myself, but it was fun.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

You had the horn?
For a whole week?
What happened? And did you get nicked for showing it off at traffic lights?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

I'll be bringing up the
"ocean liner crossed with pimp's boudoir" Alfa next week :D
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

All very nice
but cars just don't come close..

*lady spluffs*
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

It's not bad
but you've left a wet patch on the seat ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)

If you got "jealous glances at traffic lights" you were driving it wrong.
Alfas are not supposed to stop at traffic lights.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

Pish, I say.
They kind of should be really cool but actually seem a bit boring.

What are you driving now after getting rid of your S2000? Every time I see one of those I think you must be gutted!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

I've got an '73 MGB roadster
and Mrs B has an alfa 166

and don't remind me .... :(
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)