smashing
SCATTER!
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

where are you holidaying?
St Annes?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

Im planning a jaunt to Skipton
Oh, and do me a favour. tell them cunts at Blackpool Transport to fucking sort out the stops on talbot road. Its fuckin dangerous¬!
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

there was a funeral today at the church
it was chaos

Edit: WTF is in Skipton? (apart from a building society)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

A castle, loads of old people, tons of pubs and restaurants, me, loads of roads to the dales
And pie shops.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

count me in!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

My mum used to take us to St Annes.
She swore blind it was posh.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

My mum and dad live in St Annes.
It's not.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

Mrs Bullock's guest house
I can remember the musty smell. They classed orange juice as a breakfast.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

LOL

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

It was all in black and white in those days

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Used to be posh, its not now.
Lytham is nice mind.

Planearm, you ever done the six? I went through Mereside on it the other day, I near shit my sen.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

yep
I've only done it once though
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

The Number 6 = Shoplifters shuttle
There is a steady stream of people from Mereside who use the 6 to go into town for a steady half morning's shoplifting before continuing up to Grange Park to fence their haul.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

Some fat kids got on.
I dont just mean fat, I mean morbidly obese. One was so fat his gut hung over his pants hanging out the bottom of his t shirt. Sat there eating a big bar of chocolate. Ginger too. Made the bus stink of piss. Mum was obviously the product of inbreeding.

Hope someone tells the social
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

sure that wasn't just the driver?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)