I've had wine.
You should have wine, and a walk around the block.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

I've had beer
and grief from technology and stationary
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

<s>a</s> e
/Grief from Neptune.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

Yeah well
I'm angry, I'm allowed a mis spelling here and there.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

The angriness will subside with a walk around the block.
Why does nobody ever listen to me?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

I'm in my pyjamas and slippers.
This is not suitable outdoors attire unless you're a mental patient.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

might be worth getting dressed
to stamp around the block, unless it's raining over there.
maybe get your own back on the mp3 player by pricing up its replacement online?
(and metallic ink's never a good idea in my books - first it gets on my hands, then it ends up on my face when I lean on my hands)
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

But metallic ink is all futuristic and robotty

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

my face
certainly looked a touch robotty afterwards :P
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

*does robot movements*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

There are no more humans
Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
The humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
The humans are dead (look at that one it's dead)
It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead)
So that we could have fun (affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I *heart* FoTC

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Me too! I have the first couple of episodes of series 2 on sky + to watch at some point

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

Oh, I'll best stop doing this.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Obviously it doesn't apply to you

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

*continues doing this*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Apparently my old man arrested a bloke wandering around in his pyjamas
ranting, raving, and holding aloft a manky bathroom towel.

When apprehended, he bawled "I KNOW! I KNOW THE WAY! THE SPITAL PROPE HAS SHOWN ME THE WAY!" and he brandished the stained and threadbare towel, refusing to yield, until he was slammed over the bonnet of the car, handcuffed, and carted off for a medical.

Whilst there, the doctors wrenched away the towel from his fingers. The man sobbed, gnashed his teeth, threw a fit, and had to be sedated, for fear that he would be seperated from his Spital Prope. During his peaceful slumber, the coppers examined the towel and saw two worn holes where "Ho" and "rty" would have sandwiched the sacred "spital Prope" moniker inked in clear type across the top edge.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

feel free to copy this all over /qotw at a suitable time.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

pffft
I still have silver balls for you
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

you mean you shove steel love eggs up your chuff because I arouse you so

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

That too
if you like
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

i don't believe a word of this
on the grounds that it's too funny to be true
( spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

This, many times over
A bit of fresh air and burnt energy, you'll be sound.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:18, archived)