Bah
the only one I loved is only available in small.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

is that too big for you?
Do they do them in childrens sizes?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Right, that's it
I'm bored of being a cunt. I'm through. Niceness from here on in.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

No.
It's too small. Because I'm an interlard, though I strongly suspect if I was skinnier that there'd be two reasons I wouldn't fit into that dress.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Hubba Hubba!
Massive feet.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Email the lady about sizes.
The one I wanted is only in XS on the website but I got her to order another size for me.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Can you order any of the models from the site? One is giving me the eye and making my trouser tumpet want to give her a bum note

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

what a remarkable turn of phrase

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:29, archived)