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Everyone is getting a bit tetchy.
Calm down and enjoy this crazy cat and these cleverly creased bits of paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
Oooh I like the paper
I bet his thumbs ache and he's got loads of paper cuts now though.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
Is clever.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
good creasing

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
I am giggling so much I have to go for a walk.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
I am definitely tetchy.
but I wasn't earlier. This is criminal.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
Here, have a look at some
pretty dresses.

It might cheer you up.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
Curvy.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
the 2nd model down looks disgusted at something

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
Ha ha, she does.
She's probably just seen someone wearing primark.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
She's probably not happy
with the dress she's wearing.
I suspect that somebody told her that her bum does look big in it.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
That's partly the point.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
I like the secretary one

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
Bah
the only one I loved is only available in small.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
is that too big for you?
Do they do them in childrens sizes?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
Right, that's it
I'm bored of being a cunt. I'm through. Niceness from here on in.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
No.
It's too small. Because I'm an interlard, though I strongly suspect if I was skinnier that there'd be two reasons I wouldn't fit into that dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
Hubba Hubba!
Massive feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
Email the lady about sizes.
The one I wanted is only in XS on the website but I got her to order another size for me.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
Can you order any of the models from the site? One is giving me the eye and making my trouser tumpet want to give her a bum note

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
what a remarkable turn of phrase

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
hello to you too.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
*ignores*
*makes rude gestures*
*knocks over your glass of squash*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
hello MoT
how're you? Good I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
I'm good.
I'm trying to be a bit fancy with my wording of a business report, but I'm currently failing.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
I'm very well thank you, I am working on a fairly tedious but not unpleasant catalogue.
Tonight I am meeting up with a friend. A potentially excellent day/evening.

I hope the report comes together well.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
Who wants some fisticuffs?
I'll take any one of you. Outside now.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
Queensbury's rules?
*tucks left hand into back of belt*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
me!
I'll fight you!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
Ha.
You're no match for me.

It'd be like punching a kitten.

Actually, that sounds fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
yeah. right.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
Name a time and a place.
We'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
nope
I'd kill you
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
You might make me laugh so much I can't breathe and choke to death,
but that'd be it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
Two hits
me hitting you
YOU HITTING THE FLOOR
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
Congratulations on winning QOTW without lying!
*Tips cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
haha cheers

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
council job closing date was yesterday
and they haven't e-mailed me to tell me I've got it yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
+if

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
think positive

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
+ve

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
Sometimes these things take a while.
Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
if it's a job with the council, it'll take weeks

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
this is why there is so much unemployment

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
The paper folding person
seems to like his staircases.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
I'm not tetchy
I've just back from the gym and now I have lovely soup.
*happies*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:29, archived)