You have got shitter

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

and you're exactly the same as ever

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

KAPOW!

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

that KAPOW took you nine minutes to type

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

successful with the (legal) ladies
reasonably funny in real life, training for a great job and fun to go for a pint with?
sucks to be him
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

awww, how cute

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

thats jeopardy!
your answer to "things legal age women dont say to sticky label" for 10 points is correct
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

that made me laugh for a number of reasons

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

"things jailbait say when they see sticky label naked for the first time"
for 15 points.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

that's better
although you could try finding your own joke format
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

this is like some kind of lover's tiff.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

how many times have i told you to stop fantasising about me.
its just not on MGT..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

why won't he take me back, mummy?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

i am sure i read that on a witness statement..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:02, archived)