It's pay day.
I'll buy you five minutes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

That'll be 41.67 please
Pleasure doing business with you.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

A bargain.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

It's my birthday on Sunday
you could buy me an awesome present.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

What do you want?
You want a pint, don't you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

Actually a decent costume idea that begins with R
and doesn't make me look very stupid and is easy to make would be a great early present
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Racist.
Dress up as Alf Garnett.

I'd go as Raping Ron if I were you. All you need is a string vest, a big stick and a leer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

My younger cousins are going to be there
and I refuse to accept they will find that funny
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

Christ.
Ryan Giggs? Afro wig and a football strip?

Rambo. Sod it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

Thank you for your ideas
I'll keep them in mind, but it'll boil down to what bits and pieces I can find to buy at the weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Good luck, poppet.
OH ACTUALLY get a bin, cut a hole in it for your head and go as Rubbish.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Ronald Reagan
Put on a suit and act like a jabbering mental patient
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Rowdy Roddy Piper
Ronald Reagan
A Robot
The colour 'Red'
A Radish
Robert Winston
Randall from Randall and Hopkirk, Deceased
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37, archived)