We have a 'Fun Manager' here
She organises company parties and picnics, and the handouts of free t-shirts and stuff.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

Sounds horrible.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

It's not much fun

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Does she walk around dressed as a clown
with the expression of someone who's just smelled dogshit on their shoe 10 seconds after closing thier car door ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

Her uniform is exactly like Colin's from the Fast Show
She's the most depressed looking person I have ever seen.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Douse her in lighter fluid
and burn her to the fucking ground.

It's teh only way.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

As her skin sloughs off her face and her eyes boil away
A final tear rolls down the charred remnants of her cheek and she whispers 'thank you' before collapsing into a pile of bones and dust.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

at least she'll have finally achieved what is presumably the key objective of her role, as it will be fun to watch
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I hope your company only employs 6 people

( magnum, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, archived)