I used to
he left rather quickly. He got involved in a discussion about the feasibility of God once. Poor lamb never stood a chance.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

*gives you a dead leg in both legs*
Twenty-One
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

*flails from floor*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

In my old job there was a right proper God botherer there.
He'd stop the office in the morning and say stuff like 'I hope you all have a great working day. Jesus loves you'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Pfft.
I like a good discussion, but when your only point of argument is "But it's in the Bible", the Spangolin-brand Withering Stare 4000 comes into play.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

aw, that's sweet.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Nail the fucker to a church door.
That normally sorts out the truly pious from the pretenders.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

then what do you do with the ones who pass?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

That's nice, though.
At least it wasn't 'Sinners, stop working, for I feel I must tell you about the certain hell that faces fornicating satanists such as yourselves'.

Not that I know anyone like that, or am like that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

"Consider the lily" seems to have worked for me so far.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

*considers*
...now what?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

err... that's it.
your manna from heaven benefits will arrive shortly.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

I wonder what manna tastes like.
Or are you meant to rub it on your skin? I'm never sure.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

you eat it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manna
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

hee hee
that's one of the oddest Wiki entries I've ever read.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

oh that's pretty tame by my experience.
there's far more bizarre stuff than that if you dig around.

Lilith, the Sethian Priesthood, the Nephilim, the Infancy Gospel of Thomas is particularly good.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

also
www.sacred-texts.com/jud/tmm/tmm05.htm
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

is this the massively old bit of the Bible?
Shit's crazy, yo.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

that particular text is a post-christian Jewish production, I think.
The story itself may have more ancient origins in the tradition.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

this is properly ancient:
There's loads of this sort of stuff
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I got screamed at in the underground for being a satanist once.
Bless the chap, it was about a month after I'd converted as well. Silly bugger.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

I wish to learn more of the circumstances of this incident.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Captain walking, obviously quite het up chap shouting, Captain chuckles to herself, gets on the tube.
It was in Marylebone, if that makes you any happier.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Oh.
I was wondering what it was that may have indicated to him that you were a satanist. And also what you had converted to and how he would have known.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

He wouldn't have done
it just tickled me that a month after I converted to Christianity some mental inthe tube accuses me of being a Satanist.

I was dressed a bit gothy, I assumed it was that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Time to up the fornicating!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I do so love calling my colleagues heathens.
Only for japes, like.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:35, archived)