I can swallow hot dogs whole.
I once beat a gay man at a hot dog swallowing competition.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

And I can tie knots in cherry stalks with my tongue

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

I learned to do this last year.
I swallowed 12 stalks before I got the hang of it.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

at a hot dog swallowing competition
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

+ with my extendable clitoris.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

That too.
I beat him until he was DEAD.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

I bet he was black and a cripple as well as a gay.
You hidous bigot.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

He had no legs by the time I'd finished with him.
I'm a terrible terrible person. Worse than Hitler.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

you're like hitler, raping fritzl dressed as that looming mental woman off "Britains got mentals"

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Holden?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

She's not looming
she just sits there with her horrible dead skin, acting like she's interesting and good looking when she's neither.

She should be killed for not being better than she is.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Plastic Slag.
Not you, Holden.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

My thoughts exactly.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Is she even a slag ?
I cant see who would want to shag her, shes a fucking ugly cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

She cheated on Les Dennis with Neil bloody Morrissey.
Her piss poor taste aside, I don't like her anyway, which may be clouding my judgement. She just looks as cheap as I suspect she is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

I'd say anyone married to Les Dennis
could be forgiven for cheating on him with Neil out of the fucking young ones let alone Mr Morrissey.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

I just don't like her, Goaty.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

I dont like her at all
but I think I prefer her to Les Dennis
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

I prefer Les.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

You sick fuck

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Nobody with clothes on has ever said that to me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

You asume too much young lady
*bommyknocks keyboard*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Alright
nobody that wasn't sat shaking in the corner clutching a carving knife has ever said that to me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

That's one of the sweetest things anyone's ever said about me.
Thanks, you massive mooby fuckbag
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Mooby ?
I've lost 2 stone since you met me.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

If i'm honest I only really remember you being very
very tall. I wasn't paying attention to your moobs, or not moobs as the case may be.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:18, archived)