I predict retail therapy darling.
Thanks to some this evening, I have a ridiculous amount of male-oriented skin-technlogy enhancers with marketingbollox™ and mostlywaterandfragranceonol™
( moohalaa, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

Oh moomoo. Bless you.
You're rescuing the economy just through the catastrophe that is your oily youthful visage.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

Only the pink pound can save us!

( moohalaa, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

The what?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

the money spent in the economy by fruity sorts
who do you think buys this crap?
( moohalaa, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

fruity sorts?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

www.mooky.net/uploaded_images/Richard-737171.jpg
( moohalaa, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

he went out with my mate's mum.
But still, fruity sorts?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

MASSIVE STEAMING BUMMERS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

WHAT?!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

RECIPROCATING BOTTOM HUGGERS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

I have heard of this "bumming"
but didn't believe it actually happened.

Well at least it's happening in other countries, I'm totally safe on the south coast.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

PROSTATE JABBING BACK-HAIR STROKERS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

I'm sorry it's that time of day that the sun shines directly on my screen
so I can't read your post about prostate jabbing back-hair strokers.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

SCROTUM CUPPING CUSHION SCATTERERS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

Nope
you might as well not be saying scrotum cupping cushion scatterers, can't see a thing.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

lesbians

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:31, archived)

PHWOAR

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

I got some lovely face stuff for my birthday.
Apparently it's made of mushrooms and costs £44 a bottle.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

It's made by Campbells and costs 44 pence a tin.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

linda mccartney's stump grease?
that's fabulous for combination skin.
( moohalaa, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

haha, you're still fat and ugly though

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

I'm fully aware of that
but all this stuff is in French, and the packaging uses phrases like
"Natures energy"
"Bison grass, Chinese galanga, Purslane"
"Intense cellular activity"

I'll be looking like George Clooney in ten days according to this.
( moohalaa, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

Bog standard shave gel.
... employs SSE^TM v2.0 of our unique Skin Surface Enhancing technology, with DDS^TM (Dual Delivery System) ...
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 22 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

It has little pictoral instructions in case you can't read marketing twat.
It's good stuff mind.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 22 May 2009, 19:11, archived)