How would you know they were pirates if they were naked?

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

Stumps

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

Could be a flid convention
A sexy naked flid convention.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

They would make
dreadful pirates.
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

So would a bunch of fat sweaty nerds.
Never seems to stop these things being arranged online though.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

It depends on what degree of nakedness.
Peg legs, eye patches and strap on cutless could still be allowed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

You have lived with SuperMatt for too long.

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

I imagine them both sat on the sofa in high heels
and ladies clothing drinking carlsberg special brew
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Now imagine how that evening ends.
Thank you for putting that image in my head.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:44, archived)