i've got a headache

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

I just cracked one out over that picture of you with your baps out.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

ducks do it for you
do they?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I scared a duck today.
It was nesting, hidden in a bush, and I climbed up close to its nest and it flew away. Stupid duck. I could have stolen all its eggs.

Unless maybe that's what it wanted me to do. Perhaps if I'd stolen the eggs and taken them home they'd have hatched during the night and the baby ducks would have come out and killed and eaten me and stolen my loose change.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

it was a bad mother duck
it will be on the jeremy springer show next week
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

I just cracked one out over your arse
And you still didn't have the common fucking decency to thank me.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

me too!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

*falls off chair*

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

is it that big? cor!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:58, archived)