oh you poor man.
Have some love and fluff.
And a set of ear muffs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

what you need is my patent ACME "karaoke killer"
its actually just an Uzi loaded with incendiary rounds, but very effective.
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

I imagine it would be.
note to self: don't make TBL mad at me. /quivers
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

It's ok.
I went to the pub, and it seems to have ceased now. My plan was, that if it had still been ongoing come my return, to burst in and demand to sing JOURNEY! (you know the one)
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

....
no I dont know the one :S am I deficient somehow?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

dun. DUN DUN DUN.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

oh, fuck off won't you.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

i'm watching reggie perrin on iplayer

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

You really are a horrible excuse for a human being.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

ALSO:
That would explain the sudden slow down of the INTERNETS!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

i'm not watching it because the internets is too slow,
i don't know where this leaves us :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

It's still your fault somehow.
Are you bumming the internet?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

it's working now.
martin clunes certainly makes it at least twice as good as the original.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

Martin Clunes?!
Enough said really.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WID_VVvhJ0
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

oh god.
/stuffs ears with cotton wool.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

what the hell is wrong with you?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

ummmmmmmm
I've got badly repressed memories of my parents singing and dancing drunkenly to this song and then snogging in the lounge in front of me?

I don't know. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

is your mum hot?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

1000% YES!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

This is Ireland.

Possibly NSFW.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

I saw this for the first time the other day
thanks for the subtitles - I had trouble with the accents!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:44, archived)

"Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world"
"Took the midnight train going anywhere"
"Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit"
"Took the midnight train going anywhere"

eh?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:38, archived)