Ooh Ooh Ooh
We've got a new puppy in the family. It's a 6 week old toy poodle crossed with a Bichon Frise. He's called Percy.
Here: b3ta.com/talk/6171720
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 24 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

did you deliberatly try and find the gayest crossbreed you could
was was it a fluke? :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

They're handy, neither breed sheds.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Thank christ.
Could you imagine a dog shed hybrid.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

My Dad would spend all his time in it

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

just like he does with a normal. dog.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Eh?
Shedfucker he may be, bestialist he most certainly is not.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

come on tho.. thats not a dog,
its a snack food for real dogs :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I think Biff would have liked him as a snack.
We kept him well away.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

He belongs to my son and his gf
I think they're in training for the real thing. Biff was very interested but as Percy is still a bit wobbly because he's young and Biff's legs sometimes give way without warning I kept them a couple of feet apart. Biff would squash him.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Haha, aw.
Luckily my sister is getting a german shepherd pup, so less chance of him being squished by Shredder.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Awww.
They're sturdy little things, like little teddy bears when they are pups.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

This is going to be his daddy:
www.laroccagsd.com/johnny.html

:)
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

He's lovely
He's just like my old alsatian's dad but he was a bit blacker.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

These are the planned litters:
www.laroccagsd.com/whelping_box.html

I'd prefer Lexi, she has a nice black mask.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Lexi looks a lot like my Max
The father was a longhaired mostly black one and the mother was a really nicley marked shorthair. Max came out somewhere between the two. I was always hoovering....
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

Hehe, the house is going to be even more wrecked.
I want a puppy:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

I think he was a bit of a mistake
The owner had one of each and ended up with two puppies.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 24 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

my brother has a jack russel /something stupid cross
looks like a minature pincscher.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Crosses like that often have nice personalities though.
It must help to breed out problems too.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

aye, its one of the few dogs that my one doesnt try to kill on sight..
but my brother was expecting something the size of a jack russel, its already about the size of my staffie, and only 13 months old
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

What the feck is it crossed with?
Cross breeds are the bestest.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

you tell me :D
www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=30155601&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=1359941956&id=1359941956
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

Doesn't work:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

one sec
ill re host it here
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

try this
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Dobermann.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

He's gorgeous:)

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

aye, he is a lovely dog.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

nope.
no bloody way. dobies are one of the few breeds my brother wont even look at. definatly has the markings of one tho. but its legs are not long enough, and its face is too short
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

He's not a full one, though. His feet look like Dobie.
Why doesn't he like them? They're lovely.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

there was an absolute cunt of a dobie called genna used to live in our block of flats
thing bit nearly everyone i knew at the time. also his grilfriend doesnt like dogs much anyway, no way she would let an guard breed into the house.

just spoke to him, its a russell/collie cross
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

Ah, cool.
Aw, dobies are big softies when they're raised properly. They tend to be owed by stupid cunts, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

sexface has one?
shouldnt be allowed.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

Pffft.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Aw, I saw that, he's cute:)
He's a bit little to be in a new home, has Biff tried to eat him yet?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Esme, Az's cat has a lump on her chest
which she keeps licking and making it bleed.

Might it be super serious?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

Yeah, she can get it infected if she keeps licking it.
She needs to get it checked out, and get a buster collar to stop her getting at it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

KK
Hee hee, she's not gonna like that collar one bit, she's a mardy little fuzzy thing.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

it started as a blocked milk duct on one of her nipples.
its free floating and not attached, so its unlikely to be kitty cancer, she is in no pain, and her movement isnt restricted.

also, if you tried putting her in a lampshade you will just bleed to death.. *grin*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Hmm, she can get a nice infection in it, though.
It could still be something nasty. I'd get her checked out, anyway.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

i will do when i can find my cat proof gloves..
she HATES the transport box..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Haha, no such thing as cat proof gloves. Except maybe chain mail.
I've seen them bite through thick leather.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

i have a pair of armoured motorbike gloves..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Throw a bath towel over them while they are eating and wrap them up in it
Nice and tight round their necks and they won't be able to get their paws out.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

I think really tight around the neck is the best where cats are concerned.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

this cat is named "Evil" *
and can make my dog move off his couch with just a look.


*earthworm jim
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

I was worried that he might be a bit young, they're normally nearer 12 weeks aren't they?
I got a cuddle pal thing for him for tonight. It's a soft toy filled with wheat that you can microwave so it's warm like another pup.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Eight weeks is usually the youngest. Aw, that's cool.
Sometimes ticking clocks remind them of their mother's heatbeat, apparently. Is he whinging all night?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

I haven't phoned them yet to find out, they only picked him up today.
My son's a softie, I reckon he will be in bed between them before the night's out.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

Haha.
They will regret that.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

It can be milked

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:58, archived)