well you'd not get much off me I'm afraid love,
I'm fairly tiny all round. There's not a lot of me y'see.

But sure I'll bring something for the barbie.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

Tremendous!
seriously, the H-B's get-togethers are legendary, and you'll be welcomed with open arms.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

sweet petite?

( custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

ummm I've been described as both yes
So I guess? 5'4 and 50kgs. Not very big.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

Bloody hellfire
you're about half the size of me.

You're right, you'd be no use whatsoever as a main course. You'll have to stick to being your lovely entertaining self.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

/blushes
I'm about half the size of most of the people in my year at school. There's a boy in my form, his calves are the size of my thighs.

And yes I'm entertaining in that I'm so clumsy it's nearly crippling. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:15, archived)