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I'm not looking forward to Speculum O Clock.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
It's horrid.
But obviously everyone is different. It mightn't be too bad for you. My cervix goes off to the right. The nurse found these directions very helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
pfft
I hope you drew them a helpful map.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
True fact here
Fanny nurses can't find Ms Official's cervix. Now, I'm no fannyologist, but I'm fairly certain it's there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
I have a really odd mental image now
involving torches and those long up-to-the-elbow gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
That's more or less what happens
She had 'A Scare' some time ago and has to have regular colposcopy. Every time it's a new person gaping up her fanny they get lost. She'll be thrilled I told the internet this.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
Have you ever been for a smear?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
nope
doctors really discourage it until you're 25, now.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
I was so annoyed when they changed it.
I had to go through mine at 21.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
errrk

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
Really? I had mine a year ago and I'm only just 22.
I have a semi embarrassing smear test lols story but I don't know if I should share.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
how weird
I've asked every time I've been to the doctors, just to make sure, but they keep saying Nooooo. Apparently they are coming back with lots of abnormal results (and having to do unnecessary Further Investigation) when it is just the girlparts developing naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
did everything evert?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
Well I was lying there, ready for my smear
the nurse got the speculum up me and then turned away to get the swabs. While her back was turned the speculum shot out of me, landing neatly on a book shelf on the other side of the room.

The nurse had to stop for a bit, she laughed so much she cried.

/smear lols blog
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
Men in Thailand pay lots of money to see stuff like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
fantastic muscles, Miss FD
*handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
*grins awkwardly*
*shakes your hand back*

I didn't even clench though, it's just pinged out.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
maybe your vageen is possessed.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
you're not kidding anyone,
your fanny is dinsauresque.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:21, archived)