How about a quick round of Topical Song Book?
This week, MP's expenses.

I'll get you started
Rent by Pet Shop Boys (I love you, you pay my rent)
( magnum, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

It's a sin.
You give expenses I take the piss, it's a sin.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Money for Nothing - Dire Straits

( magnum, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Expenses (that's what I want) - The Beatles

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Dirty Cash - Adventures Of Stevie V

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Mp's from the house - Jenifer Lopez

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

Our House Is A Very Very Very Big House

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

It's Our Party And We'll Lie If We Want To

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Tenpole Tudor - Frauds of a Thousand Men

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Been Caught Stealing - Jane's Addiction

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

Johnny Cash - I Even Put Those on Expenses

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

Super-talliedunrealisticexpensesareatrocious

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

the builders called
they want their crowbar back

which isn't to say i didn't snortle ungracefully at this
( spacefish bong!, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Unchanged Felony

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:29, archived)