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This is what I made instead of revising today
is.gd/DC4V

It's like free R&D for the pez company!

Edit: Edited link
(europe-who, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
Wow, I wish I could make a broken link
instead of revising

edit: I SAW THAT! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM COWJAM!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
You're revising at the moment.
As I thought you had a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
I'm not revising.
I was taking hte piss out of europe-who.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
Oh man.
You should have got that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
Thanks for that..
No job for me currently...

On an unrelated matter, if there is anybody who could be passed off as me and has a good knowledge of java, would you be interested in sitting an exam tomorrow?
(europe-who, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
That link you posted up top.
God help you if you accidently leave out a letter when typing it into a browser.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

is.gd/C4V ?
I quite enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
Nope
I dropped out of uni before any of it sank in.

Where are you studying?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
give all your answers in scala and cause the marker to do a geeky little wee

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
That's shit
evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
Good evening cowjam
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
Not bad, cowfoot
did some work, drank some booze, spoke to a hippy.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
It's my dad's 65th birthday
so there's a party going on downstairs but it's not really my scene. I'd normally clear off to the pub, but I couldn't manage to stay sober tonight. So, I'm sat in my room* feeling lonely, a bit angry and uncomfortable - I've just realised my reclining chair has gone and the bed isn't comfortable.

*my room at my dad's house. I mover away a couple of years ago because I was permanently drunk here.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Medical drugs.
Man I was hoping it would dispense speed or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

ERROR!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
Yeah, great.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
How about a quick round of Topical Song Book?
This week, MP's expenses.

I'll get you started
Rent by Pet Shop Boys (I love you, you pay my rent)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
It's a sin.
You give expenses I take the piss, it's a sin.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Expenses (that's what I want) - The Beatles

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
Dirty Cash - Adventures Of Stevie V

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
Mp's from the house - Jenifer Lopez

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
Our House Is A Very Very Very Big House

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
It's Our Party And We'll Lie If We Want To

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
Tenpole Tudor - Frauds of a Thousand Men

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
Been Caught Stealing - Jane's Addiction

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
Johnny Cash - I Even Put Those on Expenses

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
Super-talliedunrealisticexpensesareatrocious

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
the builders called
they want their crowbar back

which isn't to say i didn't snortle ungracefully at this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
Unchanged Felony

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:29, archived)