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I'm sad to say I did blame you for getting an ant to bite me yesterday.
On my KNEE as well. You absolute bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
I do control the little buggers.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
It hurt mightily.
There were wild horses, though. Well, not wild. Sort of abandoned by some sort of heritagy 'horses should live like it's 2000bc' people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
Was it your right knee?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
No, left. Twice as well.
Shitty little bastard. I killed him with my deck shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Ah that's ok then (not for you)
I sliced my right knee open on my desk yesterday morning, it didn't hurt but inconvenienced me by getting blood all over my new trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
I just got grass stains all over me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
ooo-eeer

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
Entirely SFW.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
Well that's no fun is it
(unless it was)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
It was ace
although I'm now paying for all the junk food.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
I know that feeling
Although I had to order some more new clothes for the bash, I tried on my new shirts at the weekend and they were far too big for me. I was both annoyed and joyful at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
I have no idea what I'm going to wear.
Maybe jimjams.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
Oh, that is AWESOME!
/Peter Griffin
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
MY NEW HOUSE (rented) HAS ANTS IN THE PAVING

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
My rented house had those!
You must live where I used to. Mind that front door, it gets like 3/4 of the way through Titanic when it rains.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
The bit where the captain is standing on the bridge and going down with the ship?
*Goes to shoot self for knowing what happens in that film*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
The bit where water comes round the edges of doors.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
YOU MUST BE A GIANT
i cant reach the washing line or the shower controls and i cant see myself in any mirrors or see the second shelf (let alone the third) in the top kitchen cupboards.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
Nope, it must be the same house
Climb on the side to get to the kitchen cupboards, but watch the side nearest the back door, it's wibbly.

Oh, and if you find a painted guitar in the outhouse, that's the wife's but you can keep it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
don't poor 5 litres of petrol down the cracks and set fire to it
we did that at my mate steve's house and blew up his patio, there were still ants, :((((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
We had ants in the house last summer.
I filled the hoover bag with ant powder and hoovered the little fuckers all up!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
i am just going to leave them alone.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
Ants outside I leave, they can do what they like!
When they are indoors and attacking the fridge and cupboards I take issue!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
my kitchen smells a bit... micey.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
but the cats will sort that out i spect

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
I would hope so.
That said, my cat was the laziest cat ever and used to run away scared when he saw rabbits in the garden!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
They're just ten-ants.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
*groan*

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
boom boom

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
Going weeeeeeest
...dee-bah doo de dah.

Life is something there. Awesome or pleasing or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
loffleeeeeeeeess

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:46, archived)