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Poo on something whilst crying and barely being able to sing 'Do you really want to hurt me' whilst glaring at your boss

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
This might just get you sectioned.
Especially if you are pooing onto a culture club cd.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
Nice idea
but sadly I think that's the only way I could get a rise - and I'd have to let them video it
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
I fail to see what the problem is then.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
It is only a problem if it gets released onto the net.
As a new shock video site.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
Still not a problem, IMO.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
Might make getting a new job quite hard.
Your nan might get a bit upset too.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
No, I meant with them in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
Ahh,
Gotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
Break over
Many thanks for the suggestions and if anyone's hiring I might be needing a new job soon
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
Are you a fit girl?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
I'm sure even if she was
she wouldn't want THAT job!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
you can do better than that seb

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
I just want a pretty secretary :(

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
I'll dress up like a girl if you want.
I might even have a shave.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
I thought you WERE the secretary.
Those fishnets must chafe a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
O-O
not the mental image I was looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
why are the knees worn so thin?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
my assistant is older than me,
has bad teeth and a beer belly and is a bloke.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
this is a terribly powerful image
make it stop please
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
Nope. THINK ABOUT IT.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
... and that's how I met your mother.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
She'll shit on anything if you leave it long enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:02, archived)