The cricket bat is rather good.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Another evil English invention developed to further opress the culture of our Irish cousins:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Nonsense.
It's generally used by your ex colonies to oppress you.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Cricket is the sporting version of opera

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Because the english team consists entirely of fat birds?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

opera is the cricketing version of mime
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

I can assure you the hurley is just as an effective weapon
as the cricket bat. although My preference does drift toward the old baseball bat.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

It's amazing how many sports shops in the north sell baseball bats, but no gloves or balls.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

and air rifes and co2 pistols with no gun cases
and balaclavas and gloves when its summer time.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

A chill wind can spring up all of a sudden.
You need to be prepared.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

it would be terrible if you had a little... bad weather, if you know what i mean

( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

I think the lads in Coleraine may need a grant to help them with that.
It took forty of them to kill a middle aged man an beat up his pregnant neighbour the other night.
Highly inefficient.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

were they leprechauns?

( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:07, archived)