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so yeah, totally starting a thread for no good reason here
what's your favourite type of bat?

I like fruit bats. The pipistrelle is not without merit.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
The cricket bat is rather good.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
Another evil English invention developed to further opress the culture of our Irish cousins:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Nonsense.
It's generally used by your ex colonies to oppress you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
Cricket is the sporting version of opera

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
Because the english team consists entirely of fat birds?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

opera is the cricketing version of mime
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
I can assure you the hurley is just as an effective weapon
as the cricket bat. although My preference does drift toward the old baseball bat.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
It's amazing how many sports shops in the north sell baseball bats, but no gloves or balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
and air rifes and co2 pistols with no gun cases
and balaclavas and gloves when its summer time.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
A chill wind can spring up all of a sudden.
You need to be prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
it would be terrible if you had a little... bad weather, if you know what i mean

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
I think the lads in Coleraine may need a grant to help them with that.
It took forty of them to kill a middle aged man an beat up his pregnant neighbour the other night.
Highly inefficient.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
were they leprechauns?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
Hello guvnar.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
hello you greasy bumlord
I'm OFF DOWN THE PRECINCT in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
Classy.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
'leth.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
I thought you might.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
Are you trying to say that I'm some sort of a trekkie?
Because that would be super :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
*high split fours*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
I favour the pipistrelle because they're common and tiny.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
Like Blue Star.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Badum-tisch.
I was expecting such a response from Tara herself, oddly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
Oh well, when she finally gets round to it we'll all pretend to LOL anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
She must be on her lunch.
There's no way she wouldn't bite at this or the bat thread above.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
I like whatever bats live around my parent's house.
They're cool. And it's funny watching the dog go insane at things invading his airspace.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
You have a flying dog?
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
He thinks he can.
He also thinks he can do synchronised swimming.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
My first dog used to do that all the time, just rolling about on his back growling happily to himself.
Whats that all about, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
i do that sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
I've heard you.
I think it's distemper.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
I dunno.
He particularly likes doing it after his bath, though. He does face dives into the grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
I like Bat 21
a vietnam film with Danny Glover and Gene Hackman.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Rounders

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
man

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
Cricket

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
fink

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
ty boy

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
No, wait...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
TOO LATE
now everyone knows
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
i went to a fruit bat rescue center once, it was all right i suppose

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
Anything happen to your neck?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
He has to do something now Carter USM have split up, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
fruit bat
all big and foxy, very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
i am also big and foxy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
how about fruity?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
I have no idea what they are called,
but the bats that chirp outside my house at night when they are hunting sound super cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
Fanny Bat
ter
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
I like vampire bats
HAI
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
THEY'RE LIKE YOU LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
What the fuck is that woman dressed as in the link at the bottom?
even with safe search on!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
Fucking hell
NSFW

Haha, 'Nonsai'. Paedo karate teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:07, archived)