Dorty, dorty filt.
Who do you fancy that you really shouldn't?

Apparently I have bad taste for loving Lemmy Kilmister, but now Jodie Marsh (only from behind) is graping my squildo I fear I must end myself.

Oh yeah, and Richard Madeley, but only slightly
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

Christopher Walken
rowr.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Ooooh yes, actually.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

He looks rude.
Is that Jodie Marsh pic SFW?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Aye, she's only got knickers on but she's facing the other way. No ta-tas in view.
RIGHT, I've got a short meeting to attend. Back in a few.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

nyer
not keen. Girlies should be soft, in my opinion.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

I know, mine too.
I have NO idea what's wrong with me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

the Unspecified Horn can choose many an odd target.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Yes.
Soft, curvy, petite, and brunette preferably.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Christopher Walken can never be wrong

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

*high fives*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

The deer hunter
hells yes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

I don't know.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

You're so helpful.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

I genuinely don't know if I have a libido anymore
or have ever had one.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

What about that girl?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

she's in another part of the world.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

One of my lecturers.
She isn't that pretty but has the most amazing soft, Irish accent that does funny things to the bits on inside of my pants.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Lilly Allen - I want to pat her big bottom

Kelly Osbourne - I want to balance my chopper on her chin

Myleen Class - Have her not talking obviously, I think she would squeal lots during sex.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Lily Allen I would, definitely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

I feel all dirty and wrong for fancying Lily Allen
But I do.

Myleen Klass is hot! She plays the piano too, this means she is extra hot.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Lilly Allen looks best when wearing those dorky glasses

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

That me or the dog woman
Victoria Stillwell
( M o D, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

She's eeeeevil.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

I don't fancy anyone
Well I do but I have no time for lovings when theres SCIENCE™ to be done
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Leanne Salt, she's so dreamy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

Gonz, you are a proper wrong 'un.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Liza Tarbuck

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:59, archived)