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I'm fixing a PC for an old lady friend
and she has loads and loads of porn on it. (and wants to keep it)

ladies of b3ta, do you download porn?

those that don't care (or are not ladies) any plans for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
Why download it when you can watch it for free online.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
Exactly this

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
She tells me its a much better quality picture
downloaded.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
you can see the creamy smear of knobcheese around the brim when it's downloaded

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
I've considered it many times but my dads always updating something or other or putting a new program on
so I am petrified he might see something - got that sounds so pathetic doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
You could always put it somewhere password-protected
Preferably a password you can type one-handed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
"hngggh"
no-one will ever guess the three g's
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
hidden files in a sneaky folder are your friend, Mrs Sp@m

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
cos you save bandwidth
durrr
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
No
I stream. Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
filth

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
They download vectors of pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
I'm going to go to London and get drunk with b3tans.
Then I'm going to round off the weekend by feeling hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
I take it there be a bash thingy on then?
I must go to one some time when I find myself over there on the old mainland
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
Nothing for the weekend
but I am going to see Derren Brown tomorrow night. I don't think I have been quite this excited since the last time I saw him live.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
Gah, jealous

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
You should be
His last show was the best thing I have ever witnessed
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
He makes my head go 'splodey
I want to know how he does all that subliminal stuff. How useful would it be in day to day life!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
You don't want to know how he does it all
as then it ruins the magic of it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
That is true.
A mate of mine who is a professional magician once said to me about magic:

'For those who want to believe, no explanation is necessary, for those who do not, none will suffice'
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
Are you sure he's not a vicar?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
I had never thought about it that way.
It makes sense applied to both things though!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
I have my last exam on Friday.
I am then going to get very drunk. I want to go to the bash but I have work the next day so would have to catch the last train home, this is not practical.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
trains + booze do not mix
fact
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
Indeed.
The last train is at 12.20 which arrives where I live at 1.45am it is then a 30 minute walk from the station to my house.

I am then driving my bosses company car from 7.45 the next morning. Not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
No. I read erotica.
Offline.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
To passers-by.
Well, more "at" than "to".

And more "scream" than "read".
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
MISTER CUMBERNAULD SLIPPED HIS HOT COCK INTO MY BISCUIT TIN
I COULD SEE STEAM RISING OFF OF IT AS HE PASSIONATELY CHRISTENED MY JAMMY DODGERS. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? COME BACK. SEDUCTIVELY, I REMOVED A PARTICULARLY-TARNISHED BOURBON FROM THE TIN, AND RAN IT ALONG MY FOREHEAD. HEY! I WAS TELLING YOU A STORY
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
Oh sweet mercy
I just snorted hot tea into my sinuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
would you mind if i used that line in one of my stories?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
I used to write that under a female pseudonym
tru story

(not published, online, literotica, etc)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
wimminz haz vaginnaz

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
I don't care and I'm not a lady.
I don't know what I'm doing at the weekend. I might get my hair cut. With hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
ah I long for the days when I could consider getting my hair "cut"
a trip down to Peter Marks in Dundalk for a "proper" haircut. nowadays its a "No 1 all over" 5 minutes in the chair experience.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
Oh come on it can't be that bad!
My friend Joe normally cuts mine, I buy him a couple of pints and he doesn't charge me the £35 he would do in the salon he works in.

However once I made the mistake of buying him a couple of beers before he cut my hair. Hilarious consequenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
It's taken my ages to grow my hair.
It'll be more 'getting it styled' than getting it cut. I bemoaned how boring my hair was this morning to FF and he laughed and said 'How can it be boring? It's orange!' Which is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
Naturally orange ?
Or dyed?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
GINNER

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
Ginner!
Well done, not enough people are proud of being a bit ginge!

My beard goes a taseful shade of rust in the summer sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
Who chooses to be ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
Plenty of people
so FUCK RIGHT OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
I don't download it, what's the point?
It's there to stream when I need it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
I'm going aboozing on Friday
but I haven't decided whether to start at 12pm, 3pm or 7pm.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
12pm, home for a nap, back out at 7pm
Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
There is a do on at a bar that is closing for the last time on Friday
which my dad helped build. That is between 12 and 2. I'm fucked if I'm going back to work after that, so I'll have to wait until more people from work come out at 3pm and then stay out until everyone else arrives at 7pm.
I may end up broken
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
Well done on my quiz

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
O HAI!
I considered cheating by using the /talk search facility-doo-dah but couldn't be arsed! It was a toss up between a-ha and Shaky :)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
No cheating :(

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
I like to think
that "aboozing" is your comedic pet name for "abusing".
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
Hello! Are you my liver?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
A long time ago
but not now. Dosn't float my boat.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
I just fixed my own.
It annoys me to think that if i'd known my parents hadn't changed the router password from default, I would have been able to internet from my room three days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:24, archived)