Possibly
I think there may be an undercurrent of gay there all the same ...

/ning you ... how are you feeling today?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

still all teh sore
but not shivering/shaking/crying with pain in my back and skin. my tonsils are even worse than yesterday though and the slightest thing exhausts me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)

:(
sounds like you've broken the fever though, so your antibiotics are working .. :)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)

aye
though my themometer seems to be broken now and is telling me I'm 32.6C
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

Not bad, considering.
Sleeping alone toight is going to suck badly so I'm going to rent a cheap whore probably get nice and drunk to take my mind off things.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)

Do what I used to do:
look at pictures of your beloved, listen to some soppy music, and gently cry yourself to sleep.
Expressing yourself through poety, can often help, too (but don't share it).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

Ooh, that's a point,
we took some feeelthy pictures so I can fwap myself to sleep, knowing she'll be doing the same thing.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

yes...
but I'm prepared to bet that you have had more sex in the last few days than all the rest of the board put together, so sympathy is minimal sir ;)

although it does suck being away from people you love so I'll let you off
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)

I've not even had a wank in the new place yet
this will have to be remedied forthwith.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

I can't remember when I last had sex
though I would have mentioned it repeatedly on here when I did
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)