Would you still shag Dolly Parton?
I would, great norks!
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 28 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Yer, Austin.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

I wouldn't even have done it with her back in her day.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Oh I would
but the one woman worth inventing time travel to fuck would have to be a 1978 vintage Debbie Harry.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

^this
Ditto for Jenny Agutter
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Same decade
but make it Pam Grier.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Grier Ayres
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Pffft

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

*Zommerzet accent*
Alrooit thaar moi lovver?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

ebbie irty
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

*ticks*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

That's because you'd have been a tiny baby.
But imagine it anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Where can I find more of this kind of talent and humour?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

OMG B45H !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Im here all week!
: )
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Should I try the veal ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

I want to know more about kersals fanny

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

I heard it opens sideways.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Hippos
yawn
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

I heard it looks like a horse shoe change purse.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

so do i, and i with for wormulus to tell us all about it
is it shaved? that sort of thing
( mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Photos
or it didnt happen
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

It's got orthodox sideburn curls

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

idiot

( jenpots, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

If you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything fatty.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

I bet they arent
I bet they are baggy-skinned hideous marrow style things.

With little pugs faces instead of nipples.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

cor
*oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop-ding* Captain *beep* errection achieved *beep* that's a big 10-4 space camp 5 *beep*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

No, but I would be friends with her
she seems like a lovely lady.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

dolly who?
man, i love that joke
( spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

no Dr Pepper you just said it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Wouldn't touch her with yours.
I only go for Tesco employees now.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:02, archived)