Greetings
never apologise for being horny here.

*bums until your teeth rattle*

As for the answer to your question, I'm guessing George Bernard
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)

Are you Shaw?
*spangs self to save you the bother*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

*puts down +5 vorpal spanging shovel*
Dammit, I was going to enjoy that.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)

I have to apologise for it
everyone else should have to too
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

You are the talk board deity of lust
and we make sacrifices in your honour.

*prostrates*
*prostates*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:54, archived)

I thought the correct offering
was warm pygmy albino tadpole soup ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

All over her face
Aye.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

And some in the hair ?
With drips possibly heading norkwards ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)

meh! not in my hair!
I hate that. trickling down my chin onto my norks is fine though
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:05, archived)

Why should you have to?
It's rob's fault for making the talk board gently vibrate.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:10, archived)

it does?
it's obviously not compatible with Win98 then
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)