You know.
This is really all you ever talk about. You never contribute anything besides "hey look at me. despite my claims that many people fall out with me on a regular basis, i'm really just a tedious, predictable cunt." I mean, mix it the fuck up, man.

Get your act together.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

ANGRY AT JMG, ONLINE

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

Angry?
No sir. Dissapointed.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

*disappointed

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh, piss off, you pedantic bastard.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

is that what you used to say to your teachers in primary school?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

They know nothing.
I'm off to bed.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Have you been drinking?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I'm quite tired.
I'm teetotal, i assure you.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

I see JMG a bit like a Japanese train.
Always turns up, predictable, but pleases a lot of people who spend all their time looking at screens.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Do you want me to talk about dinner?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

What did you eat for dinner tonight?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I dunno.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Didn't you have a mouldy chicken slice?
or was that last week?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Last night.
I'm incredibly important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Yes please, what did you have for dinner?

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I can say for certain
That it was a portion of psychotic stalking with added bitterness, a side order of spite with paranoid gravy with extra what the fuck are you talking about. And for pudding some repetition with denial custard. of course, I could be making all this up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

bogus official. Nought to upset in 3 seconds.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:03, archived)