Some stress
I've got loads spare as I sit here trying to swot up on my Rules assessment today. By tea time I could be deemed incompetent
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

I can save you the time and hassle

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

I might as well just walk in and fess up
All this arcane victorian railway shite is a total pain
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

I am booking train tickets tonight from here to inverkeithing
If i find out the cheapo tickets are gone i shall be blaming you
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:14, archived)

Use national rail enquiries

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

I dont think they will allow me to swear as much as you would

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

You can have a go

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

What in gods name do you want to go there for?

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

Heading down to the in laws for the local version of the wickerman festival.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

I hope you'll be burning Nicholas Cage.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

he shits me up the wall.
Fucking "mr state the obvious". Gargh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Nicholas Cage
cannot be burned, not by standard means, as he is made mostly of teflon and aluminium.

You should cook him in a blast furnace heated to at least 1000'C
( The Neville What what what, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

He's made of dough and dead eyes

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:39, archived)

My brother text me when The Knowing was out
and asked me what Nicholas Cage was for. I couldn't answer him. I don't think he dislikes him quite as much as you though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

I want to punch his face into mince

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

Fifer's eh!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

Nah, short hop over the bridge to Bo'ness

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:36, archived)