Half an hour in the sunshine
and about a billion new freckles all over my face.

Where do you wish you were right now? I'd sooner be at the seaside, frolicking in the sea and not playing volley ball.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

Ooooh, yes, seaside please.
Or Amsterdam. Or home. Or up Coombe Hill.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

I love the seaside
but live too far away from it. BOO
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

I live very far inland. It's fucking shit, BS.
If I ever buy a little domicile by the sea you can borrow it when I'm not in it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Coombe HIll
near(ish) High Wycombe?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Yes
although the less said about Wycombe the better.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

But West Wycombe is lovely
Especially the caves on a hot day
( M o D, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

West Wycombe is
however town centre and most places around it are shit. Trust me, I lived in Holmer Green for almost a year and a half, and was always in Wycombe.

Know how shit it is? I live in Aylesbury and PREFER it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Yes I know how shit the main part is ;)
Genuine office laughter at the Aylesbury comment (:
( M o D, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

If you know it, you know it :D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

this is true
I moved to Devon some time ago. Recently discovered that where I lived (Hughenden Valley) is regarded in the same way as the Welsh valleys. Horrible.

I have fond memories of Coombe Hill though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

inside YOU

( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

You silver tongued charmer.
Or do you mean sheltering in my bloated carcass?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

I meant HAVING SEX WITH YOU

( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

But you hate me.
That would never work...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Inside Wormulus

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

Inside PsychoChomp

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

Inside Flapjack

( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

Inside Wormulus

( SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

I'm exactly where I want to be.
Home, windows and doors open, kids playing in the paddling pool with squeals and laughs, bar of chocolate and a lovely cup of coffee.
( jenpots, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

How old are your kids?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

5 and nearly 9
:oD They're aces.
( jenpots, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Should they not be in school?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

OH SHIT, YEAH! FUCK I FORGOT TO TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL. I'M SUCH A TERRIBLE MOTHER!
no, it's half term ;o)
( jenpots, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

I wasn't accusing...
It isn't half term up here.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

I'd probably go for the seaside too.
But near somewhere serving drinks and food.
edit: sorry, I mean having sex with other b3tans.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Far far away from supermat

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Not gonna happen

( SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Half way up a mountain somewhere.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

in the park, reading and swimming

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

won't your book get soggy?

( jenpots, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Perhaps I can pay someone to read it to me.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

At the beach, yes please
With a nice cocktail.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Mojito?

( SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

If you're offering

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

grossito

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

tail
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

I must say, I'm surprised that you of all people did that...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

On a rollercoaster.
I'm up for a thrill.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

You'll find your thrill on blueberry hill

( SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Laying under my car covered in oil
whilst carefully massaging bits of floor to fit an exhaust
( M o D, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Kinky.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

I'm certainly knocking one out


A kink that is
( M o D, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:02, archived)