I didn't go
I went round to my neighbours for "a quick drink" and we ended up finishing 7 bottles of wine between 5 of us.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

All the hippest coolest cats missed it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

*is a hip cool cat*
Woo.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

a hip cool cat old
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Yes you are

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

*Makes BADGES*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Yey!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Here you go, I took a lot of effort doing this, so it best go up at the top.
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Ooh
Can I have an, "I wasn't there" badge too?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Yeah', sure, see above.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Yay!
it's a bit sparkly
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I know I did
and there's no one hipper than me.
( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

You're so hip, that when you donate your hip when you pass on, the recipient of that hip will be able to dance in over 30 different languages.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

That's 30 more languages
than I can currently dance in.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

:oD

( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'm so hip
I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Your hips are all I need, baby.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

My hips don't lie
Will I Am told me so.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Unless he was lying.
And be honest, can you really trust him, whoever he is?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

yessss! (;

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)