Have I ignored someone without realising
Or is it really this quiet in here?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

I, for one, am shocked.
I think everyone is hungover from yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

How was it?
Any decent gossip?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I didn't go
I went round to my neighbours for "a quick drink" and we ended up finishing 7 bottles of wine between 5 of us.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

All the hippest coolest cats missed it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

*is a hip cool cat*
Woo.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

a hip cool cat old
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Yes you are

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

*Makes BADGES*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Yey!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Here you go, I took a lot of effort doing this, so it best go up at the top.
img801.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2009/05/31/ff19e73ad78852d6a8ddd3df76236e6f.gif
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Ooh
Can I have an, "I wasn't there" badge too?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Yeah', sure, see above.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Yay!
it's a bit sparkly
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I know I did
and there's no one hipper than me.
( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

You're so hip, that when you donate your hip when you pass on, the recipient of that hip will be able to dance in over 30 different languages.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

That's 30 more languages
than I can currently dance in.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

:oD

( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'm so hip
I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Your hips are all I need, baby.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

My hips don't lie
Will I Am told me so.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Unless he was lying.
And be honest, can you really trust him, whoever he is?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

yessss! (;

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

i know i am
that and sleepy- i'm not very good at sleeping when it's roasting hot

anyone got any tips for how to cool down a house? apart from leaving the freezer open, that is
( spacefish bong!, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Put your pillow in the freezer
Or sleep in a bath of cold water.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

i like the pillow idea
i may try it
( spacefish bong!, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

get your house insulted
keeps your house warm in winter, keeps the heat out in summer.
( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

That's a shit house that
and the conservatory makes it look fat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

The foundations
don't match the window frames either
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

It's a fucking cunt house.
Happy to help, Spacefish.
( nick the greek, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

it's fairly well-insulated
apart from the doors. i'm looking into getting some new ones of dem
( spacefish bong!, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

poundland sell those silver emergency blankets for runners
I suggest putting a few of them up in your brightest windows.

Added bonus of stopping the mind control beams
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Shocking behaviour

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Morning

( SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

*waves*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

nah
it's just really quiet.

I'm feeling cross. I maybe nasty in here for no reason, or walk down to the shops. I can't decide.
( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

You should go to the shop
I might take a wander down or I might just go to the park instead.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

walk to the shops and be nasty to them

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

It sounds like a plan.

( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Then you could promise not to be nasty again
as long they give you free things. Like sherbert dib dabs.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

ohh ohh!!
awesome plannage!
( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Work in an hour :( oh noes!
I woke up this morning in a house.
I have no idea who's house it was and why/how I was there.
I swiftly made my escape only to realise my bag was still inside, so had to swiftly go back and make my escape again.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

aha are you for real?
that's pretty bad!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

All I remember is being at a party.
Then waking up somewhere else.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

I'm very hungover,
I fell asleep on the train on the way back from the bash...
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:53, archived)