I always thought fat folk were supposed to be jolly but......
not my boss. I've just told him to go fuck himself and I now find myself jobless. Yay
(grazer is sick of looking at houses, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

What did you expect?
He hired you to fuck him.
That's your job.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Excellent
Best find a job soon though, you wont qualifiy for dolescrounge
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Mirrors, Kiefer Sutherland. Any good?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Well i enjoyed it
Its certainly worth the watch
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Good.
Guy I work with said it was good, I've rented it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Im still banging on about 'splinter'
Although my new favourite horror is definitly 'drag me to hell'

Pap your pants scary:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

talking of that im off for a dump
And then to the corner shop for cherry coke and wine.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Cherry coke is bogging.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Don't mix them...
And bring me some!!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Splinter was very good.
One of those rare straight to video gems like Prophecy.
( FoldsFive, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

And Cum Swapping Sluts 2.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

I thought it couldn't improve on the first in the series.
Boy, was I wrong!
( FoldsFive, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

I liked the bit where the sluts swapped the cum.
That and the lighting.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Jack Bauer vs Evil Mirror People

( __, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Next series of 24?
Also: you're back? Did you miss me?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Having Jack Bauer fighting evil mirror people certainly wouldn't make 24 any more far fetched.
I'm still waiting for the series where he fights an evil Jack from the future. Who has a goatee.
( FoldsFive, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Decidedly average. Some nice effects though.

( FoldsFive, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Well you shouldn't be a twat then.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Way to burn those bridges!

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Good.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 31 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

How's you?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Slightly hungover, but otherwise rather perky.
How's your good self?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 31 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Not bad at all.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

No worries about the call missing sweetie.
Sorry I couldn't make it last night, revision sucks.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

why would you do that?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Christ!
All the staff have just walked out! Thats fucking great news! Way to go from 6 staff to zero.
(grazer is sick of looking at houses, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

So now the poor capitalist doesn't have to compensate you for firing you.
You've really struck a blow for the workers, here.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Are they all outside the burger franchise you worked at, holding hands and singing protest songs?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Your poor boss
god only knows what kind of torment you've put him through. He'll probably kill himself & it'll all be your fault.
( broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

You're fucked
There's no call for a North Pole Elf in June.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

He could try the National Elf Service.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

i bet he's crying out of self loathing whilst tightening the noose around his neck this very second

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Well done

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

You'll have to tell us why you did that.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

I for one don't really care though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Well gosh and golly.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

PFFT.
*bookmarks*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

was it cuntboss
2000?
( spacefish bong!, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

No no, that can't be right.
It must be all the different bosses he can't get on with that are cunts and not him.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 31 May 2009, 15:35, archived)