I am sunburnt.
I was too engrossed in revision to realise I was burning and now I hurt.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 31 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

you should have cut out note stencils
and burnt the answers onto yourself
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Rub ice all over yourself

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

Coooooooooooooooold shower.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

Bathe in cum.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

Oh i've just realised
i'm terribly burnt too. Maybe you could help me as well.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

I've got a backlog of wank pots for this very occasion.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

you could start a mail order internet-cum company
allowing your consumers to bathe like cleopatra in aspies milk
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

Sperm Mhale
Sperm Whail

No, doesn't work :(
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

You deliberately went outside to give yourself skin cancer
and now you want sympathy?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

I went outside,
and now I'm absolutely pissing mucus out of my nose
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

Just do like me, and take an antihistamine every other hour.
Sprinkle some on your breakfast cereal.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

everybody I know seems to have hayfever

I think plants are planning something.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

As long as it's better than The Happening.
Man alive, I should have thought when it said 'From the man who brought you 'Signs''.
It was SHIT, and if you haven't seen it, the grass did it. It's a terrible, terrible film.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

it's the only film I will happily spoil for anyone, as a service

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

I'd add to that '100 feet'. Mykey recommended it.
Again, I should have thought. It's like Ghost, only shitter and with worse acting, plot and special effects.
I might watch another off the top 250 list this evening.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

OMG
A triffid just walked past my window. *puts on skiing googles*
( magnum, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:23, archived)