We should start our own party? What do YOU PEOPLE want to be in charge of?
I'm going to be Minster for Bewbies & Transport.

Everyone has to travel on Cockerel now. If you're a girl, show me your bewbies.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Drinking, smoking, shouting, swearing and animal welfare.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

You're going to make animals smoke, drink and fight?!? SWEET!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

NO.
I have dibs on animal welfare, religion, vice and crime.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

No fucking way are you allowed have animal welfare.
You'll only eat them all.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I'd smash the fucking horses faces in.
Cunts.
I FUCKING HATE YTHEM.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

The best thing to smash a horses face in
is a dolphin shovel.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Or an iron bar.
A horse walks into a bar, and he says ow. It was an iron bar. The barman says "why the long face?" the horse says, "I just walked into an iron bar."
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

*does tiny queef of joy*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

I want to be Minister for PUNISHMENT
Then I can have people who annoy me killed.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Can I be your deputy?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Yes
All deputies must do topless boobie dances at short notice however.

If you kill a few people and your boobies are all covered in the blood of your vanquished enemies, all the better.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

Cool.
I do love a bit of blood shed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Me too.
I'm going to get one at Homebase.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

lolololol

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

International Development
Or Secratary of State
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

I'd quite like to be in charge of education and children (in a non-noncy way)
Instead of SATS, I'd introduce maturity tests.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I'd have totally failed.
I probably still would.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

They wouldn't be incredibly difficult.
It'd just be common sense for the most part, with a few extra things.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Yeah,
I'd totally fail.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Kids that act mature only makes them even more immaute.
Act like a kid when you're a kid and a grown up kid when you're an adult.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Yeah that annoys me a bit when adults tell kids off for being immature.
"Stop acting like a child!"
"But I AM a child!"

But there's childish and there's childish. In some ways, I wish people wouldn't grow up so much.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Whatever allows me to most effectively abuse my position and get loads of freebies and that.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Can I be Minister for Sexy Parties?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)