I've given the wrong directions to people before, usually by complete accident
But about 20 years ago when I worked in a Homebase store, somebody asked me where the toilets were. I completely misunderstood their question, and I directed them to the aisle where the bathroom suites were on display.

I've also been witness to one of the trainee managers trying to fish out a stool from one of the display toilets.
( turb0t, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

Oh god,
are there actually real people who think the toilets on display are plumbed in?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

And who don't mind the lack of cubicle.
Or paper.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Possibly the same people who think it's ok to leave used sanitary towels in changing rooms

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

We all know they're meant to go in your pockets.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Naughty.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

We are recording tonight.
Can't say what. Secret.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Who? What? Where? When? Why?
Can I watch?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

see gaz

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

And you were reminded of this by the used sanitary towel comment?
Oh dear...
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Pound says it's Yoko Ono

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

£2 says it's not John Lennon.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Oh, I must get some new tyres for my car.

( turb0t, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I got it.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I /think/ I get it.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

I don't.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

here
www2.yokohama-online.com/gb/
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

Yes.
Yes I was.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hello, did the puppy explode?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

I'm just clearing up the bits.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

Silly puppy.
He's lucky Biff didn't eat him for nicking his grub.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

or block the sinks with paper towels.
I can't believe this happens in the toilets of fancy bars.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Ughhhh

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

the dog once found a used tampon in a bus shelter :(
fortunately, he dropped it without argument. who takes their tampon out at a bus shelter and leaves it behind, anyway?
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

Well you can't have a sneaky finger until the bus arrives with a tampon in, can you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

I'm guessing it was a child that did it.
or maybe a senile old cunt.
( turb0t, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

maybe that little girl who was on You've Been Framed,
who won a prize for being funny and cute.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

ha ha ha
*clicks*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)