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I feel terrible
I'm a bus and people were inside me or something.

I dunno.

How have you been enjoying your sunny Mondays? I've been OUT! And am off to see DERREN BROWN tomorrow. He'll probably hypnotise me into having a thinner face.
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I went to work.
It dragged and I was generally moody. I'm now contemplating vodka instead of dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
That rates GOOD on the plan scale

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If you have orange juice with it
it counts as two of your five a day, so if you have three large vodka and oranges then that's healthier than eating a meal.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
I don't have orange juice :(
I have Fanta Zero though. Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
Even better!

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
I've been at work.
Then I came home and haven't been sexing my 17 year old housemate. Again. Not that I want to, but I thought you should know.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
How old are you?
How sexy is she?

Is she willing to show a vector of herself on QOTW?
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Not to my taste at all. Some of her friends, on the other hand.

No.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
as long as it's legal, I say go for it!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
unsurprisingly, the new secretary at work is enamoured with me
I'm well buff.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
COR

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
you
yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
Shittest Bumblebee Transformation ever

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
a thinner face . you?
HAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
Yeah that's the fucking joke

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I got up very early and walked all across London town.
I had a fry up and a very lovely coffee from the new Italian place on Kingsway, and then I went to Soho and bought two bags of tea (a TGFOP Assam and an Assam/Darjeeling blend), then I had a look at some linen clothing, and wondered whether I could wear it and not look like a sex case. I think I can.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
You really are the chap about town

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
I reckon I could even carry off a bright yellow jumper.
Now that, ladies and gentleman, is how to go about living correctly.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
I say go for it.
You'll be DREAMY, Russell
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
I HAVEN'T FUCKING ENJOYED IT

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
I spent most of it in a darkened room.
I did go for a walk through the park on the way home though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
I saw Derren Brown last week
it was good, but not as good as Evening of Wonders. Very very good ending though.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
I bet I can figure out how he did it
I figured out the last one. 'Cause I'm clever like.
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The ending of the last one is fairly straight forward once you realise he can't see into the future.
This one is a bit more tricky. I hope he does his Stewie from Family Guy impression.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
The ending of the last one is fairly straight forward once you realise I've got two motherfucking penises

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Not quite

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
great.
You're an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
Just ignore it
that's not how it was done, and he's just looking to spoil people's enjoyment.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
I've been revising. And begging the lady in the graduation office to let e have an extra ticket so my grandma can come to graduation.
Tomorrow I have my last ever exam (until I do my masters) and then I am going to get so drunk that I cannot see. Then have a short nap and go and see Richard Herring.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
i like totally sat in my garden and read a book

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
what book ?

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the plague

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
I'm reading
The Pirates! in an adventure with Whaling
it's great.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
after reading moby dick i can honestly say that i never want to read another word on the subject of whaling

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
I fucking loved Moby Dick

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
i enjoyed it
especially the chapter where he conclusively proves that whales are fish
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
TWO PEOPLE READING?
what are the chances
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
I had work, but came home and since then I have:
Read a mini bit in the garden
Eaten a trout OM NOM NOM with Jersey Royals and salad
Watched the stoats on Springwatch on iplayer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
I finished my last ever chemistry exam,
I am now all set to graduate
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