I know you got yoursef a skinny ol' man
Let me be your baby, I know that I can
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

lolwut

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Slap me baby! Give me all of your grief

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

*bums*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

OOOooh
that feels nice
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

sage
sage
( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

onion
onion
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

stuffing
stuffing
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

not without a drink first
not without a drink first
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

You're using up all the internet.
Stop it please.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I like your profile

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

It doesn't work.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

It's yours for a fiver.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I don't think so, chum.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I ran out of Nutella.
Hold me.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

have you tried marmite as a substitute?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Marmite is great.
I like the saying. "he's so fat, when he's finished shitting it must be like wiping a marmite jar"
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

I have some belgian chocolate spread
would you like some of that?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

noooooooooooooo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'm yours.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

I'll change your nappy

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

im busting for a piss

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

hide under a duvet and go for broke

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

And I expect you'll tell us this advice has nothing to do with your recent purchase of specialist duvet devices
from Hidden Camera Superstore?

You make me fucking sick, the lot of you.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

youre like my worst nightmare :((((

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

:D
I do a special line in being an indistinct, threatening shape lurking in the shadows and chasing people down never-ending corridors.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

what devices?
*burns receipts*
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Smile for the cameras
Vin Diesel is watching.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)