I just pulled the passenger alarm on the London Underground because someone standing next to me collapsed
Turned out that he had only fainted, but now I feel conflicted because the train was stopped for 5 minutes in the station, disrupting the journeys of THOUSANDS of grumpy Londoners.
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

YES!
FUCK BALDMONKEY.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Pushing it down here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Further.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Almost.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

OH YER

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Did you get his wallet?
You should have took his wallet.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

His passport was in his front pocket

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

you should have finished him off,
for the sake of timetable adhearence.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

That was you?
Perhaps you can call my manager to explain why I'm late then.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

you did not know he had fainted when he collapsed
HOWEVER , would it not had been better to wait til in a station so that the doctor would not have all that far to come?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

The trains keep going to the next station when you pull the alarm

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

oh, emergency stop but only in stations?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

They don't stop UNTIL they're in the station

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

crap emergency stop then innit

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

I didn't once say it was an emergency stop

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

thought thats all there was on the underground
a passenger alarm too?

wonder what happens if you pull both.

would it stop or go into the station?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

There is no emergency stop
because stopping underground would cause a lot more problems than needed.
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

thought they had that red handle thing either behind glass or above the doors
do not use unless in a emergency or get fined 200 quid
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I hope he felt like a stupid cunt when he came round.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

I DID!

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

most strangers have a reset button down the front of the pants.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

i'd say that was the right thing
people don't generally collapse when going about day to day stuff
( spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)