Master of Turnips has just done a shit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

CowJam must've posted

( CowJam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

what?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

It's a card game.

( CowJam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

oh you know I am

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

META

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

I CAN'T GET MY SPECTACLES CLEAN
MOTHERFUCKER
( CowJam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

eight out of ten cats say meow

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

The others say that your podcast should end.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

these posts make me :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

it is funny! he should keep doing them!
the sound quality is excellent and he shouldn't kill himself because of this lifefailure!
( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

whoopsie doodles, I'm playing opposites

( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

More people should say whoopsie doodles.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Podcast 14 was quite good though.
I think it helps that they lost the first 5 minutes. I wish someone would do that with Chris Moyles' show. Only lose the full 2 hours.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Or you could just not listen to it in the first place.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

CRUTCH RAFT.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

You make my mouth look like a bum hole.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Okay.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

He told me on MSN.
I was thrilled.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Nice.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Gok Wan has just spewed sparkle onto the woman he is dressing badly

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

or, did the shit do him?
you think about that
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

it's like some sort of backwards ouroboros

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

my children are called
aurora

and

borealis
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

oh.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

BOOYAH!

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

So, how's that novel you're writing coming along?

( magnum, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Oops, I have slightly overfilled the bath:
bath
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

I do that every time I use the jacuzzi bath at my parents
It's the way a good bath should be though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

The water is up near the top, not just the bubbles.
Splishy Splashy.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Oh, you may need to drain it a bit then!
Though the bubbles will stay and it will all be good.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Thanks, I hadn't thought of draining it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

It was a comment not a suggestion
No need to be a twat.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

now do one of your legs, all soaped up
:)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Eh, no.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

You know you want to.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Fantastic! I'd love a long soak.

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

I'm waiting for it to cool down.
I always have them too hot and can't stick them for more than a few minutes. I'd love a proper bath with a ledge bit for sitting on.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

I'm going to have a 'giddy bath' as my mum calls it this weekend.
It'll be great.
( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

A giddy bath?
Whut?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

The water under all that foam may well be at the optimal level.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Nope, just at the brim.
There was nearly a bath disaster.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Was electricity involved?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

No, just possible leakage.
Disaster averted, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

It's not a real disaster until there's a possibility of death, serious damage or wholesale destruction.
Then again, as I regularly watch and enjoy the news, I am a rather jaded disaster-junkie.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)