Shitty fuck I've turned into a mum
I just gave my son the 'starving children in Africa' speech because he wouldn't eat his tea.

It worked, but I fear for my sanity.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

That speech wont last for long
I mean they'll all be driving Mercs soon
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

Surely he's a bit young to be driving yet?
Cah! Mobile phones? Computers? Games consoles? Cars?

The world's gone hatstand, I tell you.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

I think he means the Africans.

( Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Gosh!
What an unfortunate misunderstanding!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

hehe Little John
called Live 8 the 'Buy Mugabe a Mercedes' concert.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

every so often I do things
that make me realise I'm turning into my mum
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

Shag your dad?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

*falls off chair*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

I had disturbing dreams about that
as a fucked up teenager. probably related to them being divorced
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

I was utterly fucked-up
I have very few memories of those eight years of my life
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

Especially waking up with the sore bottom

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

WTMI.

(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

Oh, come now, you don't need to ask permission, Mykey.

( Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

he's threatening to be in the country next week
for the gannet's birthday - he's never met her
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

Am i?
Bloody news to me!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

shut it you

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

I found myself pointing with my Dad's finger
scary, must be getting old
( Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

↑
There are many possible interpretations of this.
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

*snarf*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

I've never much understood that speech.
If there are starving children in Africa, why not give THEM your tea instead of hogging it all to yourself when you don't really want it?
( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

this

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

Shipping/packaging considerations, essentially
Also - you'd run out of plates cos I bet the thieving bastards wouldn't return them.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

This leads to
"Shut up and eat it or you won't get any dessert."
"I don't want dessert either."
*kerrrr-SLAP!*
*point made*
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

he's not figured out the logic of this yet
he will soon though...I know I did
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

radio now young lady
:)
( Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

I know,
but I'm not at home.
I'm at pooey computer class with I fucking E and not allowed teh musics.
( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

SAD
:(
( Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)