I heard this as well
I posted on my secret Wormulus forum to see if it was true.
It was not.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Then I heard that I was in prison.
I never really appeciated how you must feel on a day to day basis.
The lies! Why internet? WHY?
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Is it you that has cancer and is dying ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

no that's sir baldgamesh broke-butter

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Good
I hate that cunt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Yes, I'm having Chemo
hence my baldness and inablity to work.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Does it make you LOLFAT too ?
I hear they have a world class centre for such activities.

IN ABERDEEN !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

The reason that I have cancer is becuase I am so heavy
becuase the only meal they serve in Aberdeen is Cholesterol.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Can I just say I really liked that photo you posted on twitter from the b4sh.
It's how I imagine all b4shes.
I applauded it whilst hoping you'd know I approve.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I was thinking of you when I posted it.

( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'd like to think you got up and left that area as quickly as possible.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

i can't belive you sad shower of shit spastics find this funny, this is our online forum user friend dying, you sicken me
cunts the lot of you
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I think more of us should die in a tragic manner
a few suicides, the odd hideous yachting accident, Cancer, AIDS, Malaria.

you know.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

You'll find you were probably away collecting dole or suchlike.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I heard you offered to get stuck right up her
for £4.99 or less.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Did you hear on the internet?
If so, it's almost certainly TRUTH.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)