Gay Penguins rear adopted chick
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

I can't help but think they could've named the article better.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hello you.
How goes it in your world?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Ahh my world
is okay. I'm currently eating chips and redesigning my website.

Is your world nice?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

My world is a change from my old, but not as good with no money.
I do have a a job though.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

chef?

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Yep, but I'll gladly do whatever they wish me to do, until the functions bookings pick up again.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

'gay penguins' put penis up adopted chick?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

IMMIGRANT PENGUINS RAPE INNOCENT LOCAL CHICK SHOCKER!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

Vote for the BNP today
and this is all you'll get.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

penguins are sexual deviants.
They've got a gay community and the women whore themselves for rocks.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

REAR

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

guardian reader:
www.b3tards.com/u/e4669b5cc2655a0f11eb/train.jpg
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Except that isn't the guardian,
is it.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

actually, no,
it's the observer.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I surmised as much.
The Observer seems to me as though it's written by kids who one day want to make a grown-up newspaper. It's like Nephew Of Guardian.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

oh fuck off you tedious, worthless poof.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I'VE GOT CHICKEN AND CHIPS
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
IS IT TASTY
IS IT
IS IT
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

a pork pie.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

but thank goodness you are here to point out the important stuff.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I'm not quite sure how the lunch threads have survived without me.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

i've got pancreatic cancer.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

but we are all fighting it, online, sort of together, although you are the one doing it offline, chin up young man

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

it is an onward uphill battle mongy.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

i dedicated a chevron to you early this morning, i know it's not much but i'll do all i can, be brave

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

i appreciate your bold efforts

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

I would like to sell you this ointment to cure your cancer
Only £4999
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

+VAT

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

i think it's clearing up on its own actually.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

I did a real life out loud proper laugh at that

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

That little one out of the dance group Diversity
is not, as I first thought, female.

/Learnt something new today
( Bats, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

RACIST

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Heeeeex
hello. It doesn't seem that odd that two male penguins would rear a chick really. I'm sure in the male penguin's brain a chick is a chick, and if presented with an egg they'd just rear it as usual. They didn't have to do penguin bummings to make the chick in the first place.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)