yay!
I am henceforth employed by the wonderful shop that is PC World.

Would anyone like some overpriced computer equipment?
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

No, but I'd like some bad tech advice please.

( Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

if it makes that noise again,
just disconnect the fan.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

only if I can get a six year warranty*
*excluding anything mildly scuffed
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

let me guess
you have no knowledge of computers and such like?

:oP

edit: woo yay on new job!!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

com pu tars?
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

wow!
its like i can see the red t-shirt!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

can i have a ten pound mouse?
weight that is.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

No
But there is a large portion of fuck off you can have free of charge
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

blimeh!
you're like some angry ogre person who swears at anyone who wanders past.
only sexier.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

To some maybe
But mainly its you

edit: also i should point out i did very much enjoy your early morning mental break down the other week on 4rthur
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

good for you.
it's been nice talking to you today. as ever.


edit: oh god, what a mental breakdown. i blame gin. though being mental probably didn't help.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

Lets hope it happens again soon
Preferably on a high building
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

you're shockingly good at this.
they should give you a certificate for it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

or a scouts badge
i can lend him my woggle
( lemony, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

*waggles woggle*

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

you sir
are a cunt of the highest order.

Why Mykey? Why do it?

Tell the board what really really mean things SSG did to you, in order for you to hate him.

Because the sniping is getting silly. And you end up giving him the fucking horn. Which causes problems for the little sheeps in Wales.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)

God ive had enough of your thoughts tonight on msn
Stay out of it
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

well
don't dish it out if you can't take it back.

Try to be witty with your insults. Find something less obvious to say.

Be ENTERTAINING.

It's just fucking dull.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

I dont see why it bothers you so
If you dont like it, click ignore
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

you could ignore me if you like.
or not.
i don't mind, it's all entertaining to some extent.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

I'd be the same if someone was picking on you
for being....oh for fucks sake just grow up. You're 24, have a good job and a great woman.

Act like it.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

^^this^^

( 100% of Gibbon, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

You could care less
Its hardly an issue
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

i think i was on 4rthur once when someone else was slagging him off.
and i got the blame for it all!
and all the talk board had a go at me.
i wept out of about three different orifices.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

Oh do stop whining
Noone cares
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

OMG WTF?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

Apart from you anyway

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

Tell you what
if i delete the post will you shut the fuck up for once?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

it'll stop you looking like such a nob.
and remove all sexy thoughts i had for you.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

arf:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

now we've got the formalities out the way,
who wants to play strip poker?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

Please
Do you mind dealing?;)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

as long as the cards are old.
i don't like new packs, i get paper cuts.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

Psychic cards
Its the future
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

*thinks*
I'VE GOT A ROYAL FLUSH!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

why delete your ignorance Mykey?
Just leave it there, I can't be arsed with your temper tantrums.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

Erm
Im not having one

But this sure seems to get you hot:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

she's hot enough already.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

Like the one on the left?
gold.uni-graz.at/images/ATGL/fat%20mouse%20ccs.jpg
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

haha!
crikey!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)