I see David Blaine's 42 dayrecord of doing fuck all in a box has been broken, well done Jade.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:29,
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you're not one of the better users with Dr in the name on here are you(
well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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She's DEAD, in a box. It's funny because it's true(
Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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If she died from tombstoning, now, THAT would be funny.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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I didn't say either were funnyWell, not without being sarcastic.
And has she been dead longer than 2 months now? Time flies
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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now do a Maddie joke(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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Difference between her and Pope John Paul II?The pope died a virgin.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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and wasn't a pigshit thick racist Essex girl who died of ovarian cancer which probably could have been prevented if she hadn't ignored the early warning signs?EDIT - sorry, yeah. it may have been cervical cancer and not ovarian cancer. Notwithstanding that technicality, she was warned of abnormalities and chose to ignore them.
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Wasn't it cervical?Ovarian is a sneaky fucker without many symptoms.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:35,
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This.Hello lovelywoman.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:35,
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Hello!I have red wine and a prawn and mushroom stir-fry. Yum.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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I like the taste of prawns, but not the textureI tend to make my own prawn toast instead
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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What?Mushed up prawns on toast with sesame? That's good too.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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Yum.P-B left some port here after the bash. I made some cheeky vimto with it. Did your lad get off to his trip OK? Has he written home yet? Mine always had to write a letter home. I've still got them somewhere. I used to come in line of importance after the guinea pigs and Mikey's musical instruments.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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Yeah, cervical.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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She didn't say that.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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yeah, really.what i said was that the pope wasn't a pigshit thick racist Essex girl who died of
you should really learn to read the internet more carefully
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look, sorrynormally i leave the genuinely retarded well alone on here, i mean there's plenty of people willing to make the cheap shots at their expense as it is
you being new and all i didn't realize, it won't happen again
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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don't be like thatjust lurk more and don't take the shit people post on here seriously, easy
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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haha awwwwyoure well cute!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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Of course she didn't deserve to dieAnd she did end up raising a lot of awareness. But ignoring warnings, and requests to see a doctor because you're scared, isn't a good idea.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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HORSES FOR COURSES LADIES(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:41,
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everyone deserves to dieyou stupid fucking spastic
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:41,
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Imagine the chaos if people weren't allowed to die, and just carried on living for thousands of years.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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*imagines all the people...*(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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Imogen Heap, the singer.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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The Comic Strip presents... BAD NEWS which was on telly years agoAdrian Edmondson as Vim Fuego, frontman with the band claimed to have written a new song. Cue a badly off key version of Imagine, only with the title Imogen.
It loses a little in the translation into text!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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AhhhhhhI never saw Bad News
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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She was much better than you ever will be.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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she showed everyone how to become loved afterbeing hated, cancer.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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*mentions BB again*There is someone in the audience with an "RIP Jade Goody" sign.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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Oh for fuck's sake.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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That was my reaction tooBut then I remembered I was watching BB so I am not fit to judge.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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That doesn't really score you many points.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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i'm not interested in scoring pointseven if I was, it's not like she could accrue any more could she?
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What I'm saying is, you're a bit shit.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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Jade Goody jokes: Officially unfunny and shit.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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LEAVE JADE ALONE!!!!!!!*beats fists on table in extreme frustration*
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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