now do a Maddie joke

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

Difference between her and Pope John Paul II?
The pope died a virgin.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

and wasn't a pigshit thick racist Essex girl who died of ovarian cancer which probably could have been prevented if she hadn't ignored the early warning signs?

EDIT - sorry, yeah. it may have been cervical cancer and not ovarian cancer. Notwithstanding that technicality, she was warned of abnormalities and chose to ignore them.
(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Wasn't it cervical?
Ovarian is a sneaky fucker without many symptoms.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

This.
Hello lovelywoman.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Hello!
I have red wine and a prawn and mushroom stir-fry. Yum.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

I like the taste of prawns, but not the texture
I tend to make my own prawn toast instead
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

What?
Mushed up prawns on toast with sesame? That's good too.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I have PORT.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

any port
in a storm?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Yum.
P-B left some port here after the bash. I made some cheeky vimto with it. Did your lad get off to his trip OK? Has he written home yet? Mine always had to write a letter home. I've still got them somewhere. I used to come in line of importance after the guinea pigs and Mikey's musical instruments.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Yeah, cervical.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

yeah, she totally deserved to die

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

She didn't say that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

really

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Yes.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

yeah, really.
what i said was that the pope wasn't a pigshit thick racist Essex girl who died of ovarian cancer which probably could have been prevented if she hadn't ignored the early warning signs.

you should really learn to read the internet more carefully
(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

look, sorry
normally i leave the genuinely retarded well alone on here, i mean there's plenty of people willing to make the cheap shots at their expense as it is

you being new and all i didn't realize, it won't happen again
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

that'll learn me to try and get involved in forum banter :(

(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

don't be like that
just lurk more and don't take the shit people post on here seriously, easy
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

haha awwww
youre well cute!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Of course she didn't deserve to die
And she did end up raising a lot of awareness. But ignoring warnings, and requests to see a doctor because you're scared, isn't a good idea.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

^exactly this

(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

HORSES FOR COURSES LADIES

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

everyone deserves to die
you stupid fucking spastic
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Imagine the chaos if people weren't allowed to die, and just carried on living for thousands of years.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

*imagines all the people...*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

*imogens all the people*
/bad news
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

who's imogen?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Imogen Heap, the singer.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

The Comic Strip presents... BAD NEWS which was on telly years ago
Adrian Edmondson as Vim Fuego, frontman with the band claimed to have written a new song. Cue a badly off key version of Imagine, only with the title Imogen.

It loses a little in the translation into text!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Ahhhhhh
I never saw Bad News
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)